Milani's wife sports camel toe?

by ILvLamp Thu May 30, 2013 8:57 pm

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by Guest Thu May 30, 2013 10:37 pm

LMFAO!! No way...no fucking WAY... Is Dr. Kervorkian still alive? Thanks a lot. To save myself--I'm just going to go into an endless loop telling myself that can't be real... Cool

by ~Sheila~ Fri May 31, 2013 8:36 am

_HD_ wrote:LMFAO!! No way...no fucking WAY... Is Dr. Kervorkian still alive? Thanks a lot. To save myself--I'm just going to go into an endless loop telling myself that can't be real...

I didn't think it was real either and furthermore, I thought 'she' was a transsexual! She was just on the Today show. She's fruitier than a fruitcake! oy!

by duck Fri May 31, 2013 11:32 am

~Sheila~ wrote:
_HD_ wrote:LMFAO!! No way...no fucking WAY... Is Dr. Kervorkian still alive? Thanks a lot. To save myself--I'm just going to go into an endless loop telling myself that can't be real...

I didn't think it was real either and furthermore, I thought 'she' was a transsexual! She was just on the Today show. She's fruitier than a fruitcake! oy!

I thought she was just some obscure nutcake that LV found on YouTube but then I saw her on the local news last night. She's getting a lot of coverage!

She's an embarrassment to everyone my age.

by milani Fri May 31, 2013 5:21 pm

WOW! Good woman! I could really spread the dance floor with her! I love fruitcake by the way.

by duck Fri May 31, 2013 7:01 pm

milani wrote:WOW! Good woman! I could really spread the dance floor with her! I love fruitcake by the way.

How exactly would you "spread" the dance floor with her? Do tell.

by milani Sat Jun 01, 2013 11:03 am

duck wrote:
milani wrote:WOW! Good woman! I could really spread the dance floor with her! I love fruitcake by the way.

How exactly would you "spread" the dance floor with her? Do tell.

You just have to know how to "Swing". And she has the right body size and weight that won't hurt my back. So we can get high and low, left and right, around and around. Might be tired after about 15 minutes though.

by RingoCStarrQB Sat Jun 01, 2013 1:05 pm

That is definitely one of those ---> "I would not even with yours" scenarios. And people wonder why some men over-drink sometimes <>.

by Guest Sat Jun 01, 2013 7:32 pm

No surprise Milani would spum that goofy stank mooseknuckle bandit... Lv pegged it perfectly. There's no place on the planet that particular breed of bitch comes from but Iowa. Smile

by ILvLamp Sat Jun 01, 2013 9:42 pm

No surprise Milani would spum that goofy stank mooseknuckle bandit... Lv pegged it perfectly. There's no place on the planet that particular breed of bitch comes from but Iowa. Smile

lololololololololol...I couldn't stop laughing when I put that up there...I was just picturing the expression on your face when you clicked on it...
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by RingoCStarrQB Sun Jun 02, 2013 7:41 am

Hey, yesterday at the salon along pedicure row there was an approximately 67 year old bent mooseknuckle woman on my right and another approximately 67 year old non-bent mooseknuckle woman on my left who, I swear until the Spotted Cows come home (and that won't be until September in Titletown)..........had MAN FEET .... yes the lady has MAN FEET !!!!!!! Ahhhhhhhhhh! I almost hyperventilated to the point of puking in the foot water tank. But then after further review..........I regained my composure and focused on the sweetie who was doing my feeties.

By the way this was NOT a pedicure fish tank.......just a conventional one with blue water and nozzles.

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GO PACKERs

How's that for a nice Sunday morning off-season chat? Makes you want go make yourself a nice eggs benedict with some smoked salmon, herring, lox, or if you don't like eggs benedict, even a McDonald's fish sandwich. Yummy Yummy.

by ILvLamp Sun Jun 02, 2013 12:11 pm

The most puzzling to me is that you would get a pedi. WTF? Shocked

by duck Sun Jun 02, 2013 12:16 pm

milani wrote:
duck wrote:
milani wrote:WOW! Good woman! I could really spread the dance floor with her! I love fruitcake by the way.

How exactly would you "spread" the dance floor with her? Do tell.

You just have to know how to "Swing". And she has the right body size and weight that won't hurt my back. So we can get high and low, left and right, around and around. Might be tired after about 15 minutes though.

Milani, I think you might be ready for one of these devices...

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by RingoCStarrQB Sun Jun 02, 2013 9:12 pm

ILvLamp wrote:The most puzzling to me is that you would get a pedi. WTF?

Hell yes ILvLamp........pedis beat the podiatrist 99 out of 100 times..

By the way ILvLamp...........who are you? what are you? Are you a Packers fan? You are not related to LvMyVikes are you? What type of feet do you have LOL LOL LOL LOL And what does ILvLamp mean anyway?

Does anyone on this board know who ILvLamp really is? JnC? HD, MB, Duck, Milani, KBen? GO PACK GO

by Guest Mon Jun 03, 2013 12:09 am

RingoCStarrQB wrote:
ILvLamp wrote:The most puzzling to me is that you would get a pedi. WTF?

Hell yes ILvLamp........pedis beat the podiatrist 99 out of 100 times..

Oh hell yeah-- Ringo can't go more than about a month before he needs to head on in for his pedi, Howie Mandel wax and colon blow. Makes him feel like a two-dicked billy goat with four hands in a vat of Jergens...

By the way ILvLamp...........who are you? what are you? Are you a Packers fan? You are not related to LvMyVikes are you? What type of feet do you have LOL LOL LOL LOL And what does ILvLamp mean anyway?

Does anyone on this board know who ILvLamp really is? JnC? HD, MB, Duck, Milani, KBen? GO PACK GO

This obviously isn't one of the brightest of the Ringo's taking his shift tonight... Suspect

by ILvLamp Mon Jun 03, 2013 7:18 am

Hell yes ILvLamp........pedis beat the podiatrist 99 out of 100 times..

Oh hell yeah-- Ringo can't go more than about a month before he needs to head on in for his pedi, Howie Mandel wax and colon blow. Makes him feel like a two-dicked billy goat with four hands in a vat of Jergens... Very Happy

His salon just sent in the video to confirm that he is indeed a regular customer:

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by Guest Mon Jun 03, 2013 12:35 pm

ILvLamp wrote:Hell yes ILvLamp........pedis beat the podiatrist 99 out of 100 times..

Oh hell yeah-- Ringo can't go more than about a month before he needs to head on in for his pedi, Howie Mandel wax and colon blow. Makes him feel like a two-dicked billy goat with four hands in a vat of Jergens...

His salon just sent in the video to confirm that he is indeed a regular customer:

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LOL! Fortunately Milani was right there at his side... Wink

by milani Mon Jun 03, 2013 5:11 pm

[quote="_HD_"]

ILvLamp wrote:Hell yes ILvLamp........pedis beat the podiatrist 99 out of 100 times..

Oh hell yeah-- Ringo can't go more than about a month before he needs to head on in for his pedi, Howie Mandel wax and colon blow. Makes him feel like a two-dicked billy goat with four hands in a vat of Jergens...

His salon just sent in the video to confirm that he is indeed a regular customer:

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LOL! Fortunately Milani was right there at his side...

Ringo and I will gladly escort the lady down Holmgren Way. The three of us might not make it to kick off.

by Guest Mon Jun 03, 2013 5:46 pm

[quote="milani"]

_HD_ wrote:
ILvLamp wrote:Hell yes ILvLamp........pedis beat the podiatrist 99 out of 100 times..

Oh hell yeah-- Ringo can't go more than about a month before he needs to head on in for his pedi, Howie Mandel wax and colon blow. Makes him feel like a two-dicked billy goat with four hands in a vat of Jergens...

His salon just sent in the video to confirm that he is indeed a regular customer:

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LOL! Fortunately Milani was right there at his side...

Ringo and I will gladly escort the lady down Holmgren Way. The three of us might not make it to kick off.

After hearing that Ringo regularly gets his toes done...I'm starting to wonder if the lady will be escorting you and Ringo down the Hershey Highway instead... [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

by RingoCStarrQB Mon Jun 03, 2013 9:45 pm

ILvLamp..........who is this pretty woman? LOL LOL LOL

by duck Tue Jun 04, 2013 11:25 am

[quote="_HD_"]

milani wrote:
_HD_ wrote:
ILvLamp wrote:Hell yes ILvLamp........pedis beat the podiatrist 99 out of 100 times..

Oh hell yeah-- Ringo can't go more than about a month before he needs to head on in for his pedi, Howie Mandel wax and colon blow. Makes him feel like a two-dicked billy goat with four hands in a vat of Jergens...

His salon just sent in the video to confirm that he is indeed a regular customer:

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LOL! Fortunately Milani was right there at his side...

Ringo and I will gladly escort the lady down Holmgren Way. The three of us might not make it to kick off.

After hearing that Ringo regularly gets his toes done...I'm starting to wonder if the lady will be escorting you and Ringo down the Hershey Highway instead... [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

One way or another, this trio is taking a walk on the wild side!

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