PROOF POSITIVE!!!!

by Rick on Wed May 13, 2015 3:25 pm

Tom Bradys agent Donald Yee today released a Jan 13 text exchange between his client and Patriots equipment assistant John Jastremski

TB
I can't believe I have to talk to a peon like you about something like this AGAIN!!!

JJ
Sorry

TB
FOR THE LAST TIME I want you to do anything you have to do within the rules to make sure that the game balls this weekend are at as low a pressure as legally allowed by the rules.

JJ
I bet your farts smell like unicorn giggles.

TB
Huh?

JJ
Nothing. Damn spell check. I typed
Right. Balls. Pressure. Rules. Gotcha.

TB
GET IT DONE!!!!! (Within the rules of course)

JJ
If I could I'd have your baby.

JJ
Tom?

There you have it. Goodell, Vincent, Wells, We're waiting for our apology.