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~Sheila~ wrote:It's always good to stand up for oneself.  In this case though, since it involved all the kids from a school team, the coach should have moved the venue, imo. 

duck wrote:

~Sheila~ wrote:It's always good to stand up for oneself.  In this case though, since it involved all the kids from a school team, the coach should have moved the venue, imo. 

You don't think this would look good on a resume?

2013:  Fired for hosting a middle school sports team party at Hooters

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Fuck--I remember early in my career closing deals over champaign lunch at Solid Gold in DT MPLS trying to get the dude to see where to sign with an ass grinding into his crotch, a prime-rib sandwich in his hand and tits in his face...   

~Sheila~ wrote:It's always good to stand up for oneself.  In this case though, since it involved all the kids from a school team, the coach should have moved the venue, imo. 

JnC4GB wrote:Speaking as a former middle-school boy who conducted serious research into this matter, I can vouch that middle school boys have zero problems with hooters...except for their frustrating unavailability.

How much fun to come back as a teenage middle-school girl for a week or two and see the other side of the coin.  There couldn't be enough high-school football games to attend... 

JnC4GB wrote:Speaking as a former middle-school boy who conducted serious research into this matter, I can vouch that middle school boys have zero problems with hooters...except for their frustrating unavailability.

duck wrote:

JnC4GB wrote:Speaking as a former middle-school boy who conducted serious research into this matter, I can vouch that middle school boys have zero problems with hooters...except for their frustrating unavailability.

LOL.  All I can say is, thank God for Playboy magazine when I was a kid.

~Sheila~ wrote:Hah, I just read on my FB newsfeed that the ex coach is going ahead with the party and the kicker, Hooters is picking up the tab!!

Fabulous free publicity for Hooters...  You have PR people scouring the mass media just searching for shit like this to pick up the tab on... 

_HD_ wrote:

~Sheila~ wrote:Hah, I just read on my FB newsfeed that the ex coach is going ahead with the party and the kicker, Hooters is picking up the tab!!

Fabulous free publicity for Hooters...  You have PR people scouring the mass media just searching for shit like this to pick up the tab on... 

duck wrote:

_HD_ wrote:

~Sheila~ wrote:Hah, I just read on my FB newsfeed that the ex coach is going ahead with the party and the kicker, Hooters is picking up the tab!!

Fabulous free publicity for Hooters...  You have PR people scouring the mass media just searching for shit like this to pick up the tab on... 

Exactamundo.  Not that a franchise named Hooters is ever going to be starved for that all-important name recognition.   

On an absurd flip side, can you imagine a restaurant chain named "Peckers" or "Balls"??  LOL.  Would you ladies patronize a place like that??

Fuck yeah!  Kiddin' me?  They'd be runnin' 'em outta irish cream cum shots...   

duck wrote:

_HD_ wrote:

~Sheila~ wrote:Hah, I just read on my FB newsfeed that the ex coach is going ahead with the party and the kicker, Hooters is picking up the tab!!

Fabulous free publicity for Hooters...  You have PR people scouring the mass media just searching for shit like this to pick up the tab on... 

Exactamundo.  Not that a franchise named Hooters is ever going to be starved for that all-important name recognition.   

On an absurd flip side, can you imagine a restaurant chain named "Peckers" or "Balls"??  LOL.  Would you ladies patronize a place like that??

The last time I was in Negril, for example--which has a heavy international tourist base and thus the 7-mile beach has always been known for it's approval of toplessness--this middle-aged american dude who was closer to a keg than a six-pack comes up to me as a friend/I are strolling down the beach and says--excuse me--my wife is very uncomfortable with your friend's nudity--and he glances back at his wife beached there in a lounger.  I mean prototype uptight bitch.  Pasty white, overweight, hacked off hair--wearing this ugly one-piece blimp suit with the ring of ruffled fabric going all the way around to save your eyes some of the punishment.  I looked back at this dude as he awaited my response and I almost felt sorry for him--no, check that--I DID feel sorry for him...  I merely said--I'm so sorry to hear that.  My suggestion would then be to go back to your wife and advise her to immediately remove herself from any further exposure before permanent damage is inflicted.  He glanced at me--like he wasn't sure if I was kidding--then to my friend--then muttered something as he looked down to the sand and turned back to his beautiful bride.  I mean--why the fuck would people like that go to Negril, of all places?  You can bet that was just one of a thousand things in their holiday there that made them feel inadequate, and thus they had no fun there...  Probably from North Dakota...   

_HD_ wrote:

duck wrote:

_HD_ wrote:

~Sheila~ wrote:Hah, I just read on my FB newsfeed that the ex coach is going ahead with the party and the kicker, Hooters is picking up the tab!!

Fabulous free publicity for Hooters...  You have PR people scouring the mass media just searching for shit like this to pick up the tab on... 

Exactamundo.  Not that a franchise named Hooters is ever going to be starved for that all-important name recognition.   

On an absurd flip side, can you imagine a restaurant chain named "Peckers" or "Balls"??  LOL.  Would you ladies patronize a place like that??

Breasts are ridiculously sensationalized/sexualized in this absurdly puritanistic american culture...as it is ridiculous how nudity overall makes so many so uncomfortable.  Christ--South America, Europe, the Scandinavian countries, Caribbean--women go bare-breasted routinely--except for places that are dominated by--guess what--American travelers.  Paradise Island?  Who the fuck would anyone choose to go there?  Too many other better choices.  You've got all these closet freaks out there so sexually-repressed--that the show of any skin makes them feel so inadequate inside that they simply can't tolerate it. 

The last time I was in Negril, for example--which has a heavy international tourist base and thus the 7-mile beach has always been known for it's approval of toplessness--this middle-aged american dude who was closer to a keg than a six-pack comes up to me as a friend/I are strolling down the beach and says--excuse me--my wife is very uncomfortable with your friend's nudity--and he glances back at his wife beached there in a lounger.  I mean prototype uptight bitch.  Pasty white, overweight, hacked off hair--wearing this ugly one-piece blimp suit with the ring of ruffled fabric going all the way around to save your eyes some of the punishment.  I looked back at this dude as he awaited my response and I almost felt sorry for him--no, check that--I DID feel sorry for him...  I merely said--I'm so sorry to hear that.  My suggestion would then be to go back to your wife and advise her to immediately remove herself from any further exposure before permanent damage is inflicted.  He glanced at me--like he wasn't sure if I was kidding--then to my friend--then muttered something as he looked down to the sand and turned back to his beautiful bride.  I mean--why the fuck would people like that go to Negril, of all places?  You can bet that was just one of a thousand things in their holiday there that made them feel inadequate, and thus they had no fun there...  Probably from North Dakota...   

CatalinaMinx wrote:

_HD_ wrote:

duck wrote:

_HD_ wrote:

~Sheila~ wrote:Hah, I just read on my FB newsfeed that the ex coach is going ahead with the party and the kicker, Hooters is picking up the tab!!

Fabulous free publicity for Hooters...  You have PR people scouring the mass media just searching for shit like this to pick up the tab on... 

Exactamundo.  Not that a franchise named Hooters is ever going to be starved for that all-important name recognition.   

On an absurd flip side, can you imagine a restaurant chain named "Peckers" or "Balls"??  LOL.  Would you ladies patronize a place like that??

Breasts are ridiculously sensationalized/sexualized in this absurdly puritanistic american culture...as it is ridiculous how nudity overall makes so many so uncomfortable.  Christ--South America, Europe, the Scandinavian countries, Caribbean--women go bare-breasted routinely--except for places that are dominated by--guess what--American travelers.  Paradise Island?  Who the fuck would anyone choose to go there?  Too many other better choices.  You've got all these closet freaks out there so sexually-repressed--that the show of any skin makes them feel so inadequate inside that they simply can't tolerate it. 

The last time I was in Negril, for example--which has a heavy international tourist base and thus the 7-mile beach has always been known for it's approval of toplessness--this middle-aged american dude who was closer to a keg than a six-pack comes up to me as a friend/I are strolling down the beach and says--excuse me--my wife is very uncomfortable with your friend's nudity--and he glances back at his wife beached there in a lounger.  I mean prototype uptight bitch.  Pasty white, overweight, hacked off hair--wearing this ugly one-piece blimp suit with the ring of ruffled fabric going all the way around to save your eyes some of the punishment.  I looked back at this dude as he awaited my response and I almost felt sorry for him--no, check that--I DID feel sorry for him...  I merely said--I'm so sorry to hear that.  My suggestion would then be to go back to your wife and advise her to immediately remove herself from any further exposure before permanent damage is inflicted.  He glanced at me--like he wasn't sure if I was kidding--then to my friend--then muttered something as he looked down to the sand and turned back to his beautiful bride.  I mean--why the fuck would people like that go to Negril, of all places?  You can bet that was just one of a thousand things in their holiday there that made them feel inadequate, and thus they had no fun there...  Probably from North Dakota...   

LMAO! One piece blimp suit. LOLOL

duck wrote:

CatalinaMinx wrote:

_HD_ wrote:

duck wrote:

_HD_ wrote:

~Sheila~ wrote:Hah, I just read on my FB newsfeed that the ex coach is going ahead with the party and the kicker, Hooters is picking up the tab!!

Fabulous free publicity for Hooters...  You have PR people scouring the mass media just searching for shit like this to pick up the tab on... 

Exactamundo.  Not that a franchise named Hooters is ever going to be starved for that all-important name recognition.   

On an absurd flip side, can you imagine a restaurant chain named "Peckers" or "Balls"??  LOL.  Would you ladies patronize a place like that??

Breasts are ridiculously sensationalized/sexualized in this absurdly puritanistic american culture...as it is ridiculous how nudity overall makes so many so uncomfortable.  Christ--South America, Europe, the Scandinavian countries, Caribbean--women go bare-breasted routinely--except for places that are dominated by--guess what--American travelers.  Paradise Island?  Who the fuck would anyone choose to go there?  Too many other better choices.  You've got all these closet freaks out there so sexually-repressed--that the show of any skin makes them feel so inadequate inside that they simply can't tolerate it. 

The last time I was in Negril, for example--which has a heavy international tourist base and thus the 7-mile beach has always been known for it's approval of toplessness--this middle-aged american dude who was closer to a keg than a six-pack comes up to me as a friend/I are strolling down the beach and says--excuse me--my wife is very uncomfortable with your friend's nudity--and he glances back at his wife beached there in a lounger.  I mean prototype uptight bitch.  Pasty white, overweight, hacked off hair--wearing this ugly one-piece blimp suit with the ring of ruffled fabric going all the way around to save your eyes some of the punishment.  I looked back at this dude as he awaited my response and I almost felt sorry for him--no, check that--I DID feel sorry for him...  I merely said--I'm so sorry to hear that.  My suggestion would then be to go back to your wife and advise her to immediately remove herself from any further exposure before permanent damage is inflicted.  He glanced at me--like he wasn't sure if I was kidding--then to my friend--then muttered something as he looked down to the sand and turned back to his beautiful bride.  I mean--why the fuck would people like that go to Negril, of all places?  You can bet that was just one of a thousand things in their holiday there that made them feel inadequate, and thus they had no fun there...  Probably from North Dakota...   

LMAO! One piece blimp suit. LOLOL

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The ginger is actually thin compared to the rest.   

duck wrote:

JnC4GB wrote:Speaking as a former middle-school boy who conducted serious research into this matter, I can vouch that middle school boys have zero problems with hooters...except for their frustrating unavailability.

LOL.  All I can say is, thank God for Playboy magazine when I was a kid.

What...no Oui?   

CatalinaMinx wrote:

duck wrote:

JnC4GB wrote:Speaking as a former middle-school boy who conducted serious research into this matter, I can vouch that middle school boys have zero problems with hooters...except for their frustrating unavailability.

LOL.  All I can say is, thank God for Playboy magazine when I was a kid.

What...no Oui?   

Thor11 wrote:

CatalinaMinx wrote:

duck wrote:

JnC4GB wrote:Speaking as a former middle-school boy who conducted serious research into this matter, I can vouch that middle school boys have zero problems with hooters...except for their frustrating unavailability.

LOL.  All I can say is, thank God for Playboy magazine when I was a kid.

What...no Oui?   

Yes!!! My favorite when I was 'reading' it in secret places... 

Thor

duck wrote:

_HD_ wrote:

~Sheila~ wrote:Hah, I just read on my FB newsfeed that the ex coach is going ahead with the party and the kicker, Hooters is picking up the tab!!

Fabulous free publicity for Hooters...  You have PR people scouring the mass media just searching for shit like this to pick up the tab on... 

Exactamundo.  Not that a franchise named Hooters is ever going to be starved for that all-important name recognition.   

On an absurd flip side, can you imagine a restaurant chain named "Peckers" or "Balls"??  LOL.  Would you ladies patronize a place like that??