Give to Jerry's kids...

duck wrote:I'm not so sure, HD. I certainly can't connect to Jones' euphoria but I don't quite get your cynicism either.

Don't get me wrong. I despise Jerry Jones and the Cowboys are perhaps my least favorite team. However, I see some positives on that club. Romo, while having a penchant for the Favre-esque mistake, has great escapability and legitimate talent, and is a legit QB. Witten is a character guy who can raise the bar for the entire team. Ware is a one man wrecking crew that makes their defense dangerous. And Garrett is another young coach like Harbaugh who says all the right things and gets buy in from his players.

I just don't see the Cowboys getting too jacked from this win, as you suggest.

On the other hand, what struck me is how crappy the Giants played. Cruz with his multiple drops seemed to personify their lack of focus.

The Giants seem to do this a lot... start out shitty, play mediocre throughout much of the season, and then turn it up a notch for the playoffs. It's a nice formula if you don't stumble out of the race too early.

Look deeper, Duck... Whomever coined the phrase, *lipstick on a pig* was talking about the Dallas Cowboys... Yes--Romo is an adequate QB. Yes--Ware is a stud at DE... Of course, Witten is a player any coach would give his left nut for--but go beyond that and you see a roster filled with scabs. Beyond that--the dysfunction that has been allowed to crawl up the ass of that franchise is eating it alive from the inside out... And Garrett? Really?! That's a fucking lightweight knuckleless fucker if ever I've seen one... Puppetboy elbow-deep on Jerry's--courtesy of Jimmy Johnson, ring fingered arm and everyone knows it... Not jacked up? Are you sniffing glue? He was beaming in that post-game press conference like he had just completed a week-long casting couch session with the brigade of Victoria's Secret models...

milani wrote:Any time you can beat the defending champs the following season it's sweet euphoria. Last season only 1 team did it to us until January.

If I am the Cowboys, enjoy it, celebrate, and let Jerry share his joy with the media.

_HD_ wrote:

duck wrote:I'm not so sure, HD. I certainly can't connect to Jones' euphoria but I don't quite get your cynicism either.

Don't get me wrong. I despise Jerry Jones and the Cowboys are perhaps my least favorite team. However, I see some positives on that club. Romo, while having a penchant for the Favre-esque mistake, has great escapability and legitimate talent, and is a legit QB. Witten is a character guy who can raise the bar for the entire team. Ware is a one man wrecking crew that makes their defense dangerous. And Garrett is another young coach like Harbaugh who says all the right things and gets buy in from his players.

I just don't see the Cowboys getting too jacked from this win, as you suggest.

On the other hand, what struck me is how crappy the Giants played. Cruz with his multiple drops seemed to personify their lack of focus.

The Giants seem to do this a lot... start out shitty, play mediocre throughout much of the season, and then turn it up a notch for the playoffs. It's a nice formula if you don't stumble out of the race too early.

Look deeper, Duck... Whomever coined the phrase, *lipstick on a pig* was talking about the Dallas Cowboys... Yes--Romo is an adequate QB. Yes--Ware is a stud at DE... Of course, Witten is a player any coach would give his left nut for--but go beyond that and you see a roster filled with scabs. Beyond that--the dysfunction that has been allowed to crawl up the ass of that franchise is eating it alive from the inside out... And Garrett? Really?! That's a fucking lightweight knuckleless fucker if ever I've seen one... Puppetboy elbow-deep on Jerry's--courtesy of Jimmy Johnson, ring fingered arm and everyone knows it... Not jacked up? Are you sniffing glue? He was beaming in that post-game press conference like he had just completed a week-long casting couch session with the brigade of Victoria's Secret models...

I'll wager any amount you'd like that the Cowboys, at best, never make it beyond their first playoff game... You name the number...

duck wrote:

_HD_ wrote:

duck wrote:I'm not so sure, HD. I certainly can't connect to Jones' euphoria but I don't quite get your cynicism either.

Don't get me wrong. I despise Jerry Jones and the Cowboys are perhaps my least favorite team. However, I see some positives on that club. Romo, while having a penchant for the Favre-esque mistake, has great escapability and legitimate talent, and is a legit QB. Witten is a character guy who can raise the bar for the entire team. Ware is a one man wrecking crew that makes their defense dangerous. And Garrett is another young coach like Harbaugh who says all the right things and gets buy in from his players.

I just don't see the Cowboys getting too jacked from this win, as you suggest.

On the other hand, what struck me is how crappy the Giants played. Cruz with his multiple drops seemed to personify their lack of focus.

The Giants seem to do this a lot... start out shitty, play mediocre throughout much of the season, and then turn it up a notch for the playoffs. It's a nice formula if you don't stumble out of the race too early.

Look deeper, Duck... Whomever coined the phrase, *lipstick on a pig* was talking about the Dallas Cowboys... Yes--Romo is an adequate QB. Yes--Ware is a stud at DE... Of course, Witten is a player any coach would give his left nut for--but go beyond that and you see a roster filled with scabs. Beyond that--the dysfunction that has been allowed to crawl up the ass of that franchise is eating it alive from the inside out... And Garrett? Really?! That's a fucking lightweight knuckleless fucker if ever I've seen one... Puppetboy elbow-deep on Jerry's--courtesy of Jimmy Johnson, ring fingered arm and everyone knows it... Not jacked up? Are you sniffing glue? He was beaming in that post-game press conference like he had just completed a week-long casting couch session with the brigade of Victoria's Secret models...

I'll wager any amount you'd like that the Cowboys, at best, never make it beyond their first playoff game... You name the number...

Whoa! Slow down there, Sparky! Let me repeat that all I was saying is that as much as I detest the Cowboys, I don't see them spinning off to a dizzying self-destruction after their opening win. I don't see them doing squat in the playoffs either -- that is, if they even make the playoffs. Personally, I have Philly pencilled in as the winner of that division with the Cowboys and G-Men battling for a wild card.

I'm not sure of my read on Garrett yet either. He's probably, as you say, just a yes man for Jerruh... but I thought, even for a puppet, he possessed a reasonable media presence and displayed a solid understanding of the game. As a player he was a classic overachiever and if he applies that work ethic to his coaching job, he may end up being decent. It doesn't matter how he comes across to us as long as he gets buy in from his players. Remember, as we both agree, it's a small field not exactly dominated by geniuses. Give him a chance.

Here--just to save time, let me give you a little pointer... I can live with the bleached teeth...but any man who spray tans has some serious shortcomings--if you're trackin' what I'm sayin'. This little peckerwood was hand-selected by Jones because he is the preeminant brown-noser extraordinaire...and that's what gives Jerry the tingles in all the right places...just like the clip during Weds night's game when Jerry was seen in his seat taking his glasses off and handing them to his son-in-law--who promptly took out a hankerchief and dutifully cleaned them for him before handing them back... LMAO! Are you fuckin' jackin' me?! I would have taken them and in turn randomly handed them to someone sitting behind me--requesting that they take them for a couple laps around the track up their ass before handing them back to Jerry to see if he considered the smeary look an improvement... I mean--seriously--WTF?

milani wrote:Any time you can beat the defending champs the following season it's sweet euphoria. Last season only 1 team did it to us until January.

If I am the Cowboys, enjoy it, celebrate, and let Jerry share his joy with the media.

_HD_ wrote:

duck wrote:

_HD_ wrote:

duck wrote:I'm not so sure, HD. I certainly can't connect to Jones' euphoria but I don't quite get your cynicism either.

Don't get me wrong. I despise Jerry Jones and the Cowboys are perhaps my least favorite team. However, I see some positives on that club. Romo, while having a penchant for the Favre-esque mistake, has great escapability and legitimate talent, and is a legit QB. Witten is a character guy who can raise the bar for the entire team. Ware is a one man wrecking crew that makes their defense dangerous. And Garrett is another young coach like Harbaugh who says all the right things and gets buy in from his players.

I just don't see the Cowboys getting too jacked from this win, as you suggest.

On the other hand, what struck me is how crappy the Giants played. Cruz with his multiple drops seemed to personify their lack of focus.

The Giants seem to do this a lot... start out shitty, play mediocre throughout much of the season, and then turn it up a notch for the playoffs. It's a nice formula if you don't stumble out of the race too early.

Look deeper, Duck... Whomever coined the phrase, *lipstick on a pig* was talking about the Dallas Cowboys... Yes--Romo is an adequate QB. Yes--Ware is a stud at DE... Of course, Witten is a player any coach would give his left nut for--but go beyond that and you see a roster filled with scabs. Beyond that--the dysfunction that has been allowed to crawl up the ass of that franchise is eating it alive from the inside out... And Garrett? Really?! That's a fucking lightweight knuckleless fucker if ever I've seen one... Puppetboy elbow-deep on Jerry's--courtesy of Jimmy Johnson, ring fingered arm and everyone knows it... Not jacked up? Are you sniffing glue? He was beaming in that post-game press conference like he had just completed a week-long casting couch session with the brigade of Victoria's Secret models...

I'll wager any amount you'd like that the Cowboys, at best, never make it beyond their first playoff game... You name the number...

Whoa! Slow down there, Sparky! Let me repeat that all I was saying is that as much as I detest the Cowboys, I don't see them spinning off to a dizzying self-destruction after their opening win. I don't see them doing squat in the playoffs either -- that is, if they even make the playoffs. Personally, I have Philly pencilled in as the winner of that division with the Cowboys and G-Men battling for a wild card.

I'm not sure of my read on Garrett yet either. He's probably, as you say, just a yes man for Jerruh... but I thought, even for a puppet, he possessed a reasonable media presence and displayed a solid understanding of the game. As a player he was a classic overachiever and if he applies that work ethic to his coaching job, he may end up being decent. It doesn't matter how he comes across to us as long as he gets buy in from his players. Remember, as we both agree, it's a small field not exactly dominated by geniuses. Give him a chance.

Take a good look at this guy, Duck... Need I say more? LOL.

Here--just to save time, let me give you a little pointer... I can live with the bleached teeth...but any man who spray tans has some serious shortcomings--if you're trackin' what I'm sayin'. This little peckerwood was hand-selected by Jones because he is the preeminant brown-noser extraordinaire...and that's what gives Jerry the tingles in all the right places...just like the clip during Weds night's game when Jerry was seen in his seat taking his glasses off and handing them to his son-in-law--who promptly took out a hankerchief and dutifully cleaned them for him before handing them back... LMAO! Are you fuckin' jackin' me?! I would have taken them and in turn randomly handed them to someone sitting behind me--requesting that they take them for a couple laps around the track up their ass before handing them back to Jerry to see if he considered the smeary look an improvement... I mean--seriously--WTF?

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_HD_ wrote:

duck wrote:I'm not so sure, HD. I certainly can't connect to Jones' euphoria but I don't quite get your cynicism either.

Don't get me wrong. I despise Jerry Jones and the Cowboys are perhaps my least favorite team. However, I see some positives on that club. Romo, while having a penchant for the Favre-esque mistake, has great escapability and legitimate talent, and is a legit QB. Witten is a character guy who can raise the bar for the entire team. Ware is a one man wrecking crew that makes their defense dangerous. And Garrett is another young coach like Harbaugh who says all the right things and gets buy in from his players.

I just don't see the Cowboys getting too jacked from this win, as you suggest.

On the other hand, what struck me is how crappy the Giants played. Cruz with his multiple drops seemed to personify their lack of focus.

The Giants seem to do this a lot... start out shitty, play mediocre throughout much of the season, and then turn it up a notch for the playoffs. It's a nice formula if you don't stumble out of the race too early.

Look deeper, Duck... Whomever coined the phrase, *lipstick on a pig* was talking about the Dallas Cowboys... Yes--Romo is an adequate QB. Yes--Ware is a stud at DE... Of course, Witten is a player any coach would give his left nut for--but go beyond that and you see a roster filled with scabs. Beyond that--the dysfunction that has been allowed to crawl up the ass of that franchise is eating it alive from the inside out... And Garrett? Really?! That's a fucking lightweight knuckleless fucker if ever I've seen one... Puppetboy elbow-deep on Jerry's--courtesy of Jimmy Johnson, ring fingered arm and everyone knows it... Not jacked up? Are you sniffing glue? He was beaming in that post-game press conference like he had just completed a week-long casting couch session with the brigade of Victoria's Secret models...

I'll wager any amount you'd like that the Cowboys, at best, never make it beyond their first playoff game... You name the number...

Whoa! Slow down there, Sparky! Let me repeat that all I was saying is that as much as I detest the Cowboys, I don't see them spinning off to a dizzying self-destruction after their opening win. I don't see them doing squat in the playoffs either -- that is, if they even make the playoffs. Personally, I have Philly pencilled in as the winner of that division with the Cowboys and G-Men battling for a wild card.

I'm not sure of my read on Garrett yet either. He's probably, as you say, just a yes man for Jerruh... but I thought, even for a puppet, he possessed a reasonable media presence and displayed a solid understanding of the game. As a player he was a classic overachiever and if he applies that work ethic to his coaching job, he may end up being decent. It doesn't matter how he comes across to us as long as he gets buy in from his players. Remember, as we both agree, it's a small field not exactly dominated by geniuses. Give him a chance.

See Duck? Puppet boy. Thor could hungerly put a squeeze on his sack and what you'd see is a puff of mold spores--like from a fucking mushroom in the forest... LOL Who would tolerate this unending undermining from the owner? I'll tell you--not anyone who feels like they were built on anything rock-solid... If Garrett had any nuts whatsoever--he'd respond to this with a letter of resignation--hand it to Jerry and say, *I'm in a redundant role here. You're wasting your money with me. You've obviously already got the head coaching position covered...so I'll just move on. Good luck--Pops...