Old friend back in town

George1963 wrote:So part of the reason you moved down there was that your folks moved there.  The part I don't get is, why is that part of an "evil" plan? 



Backwards. I moved here hoping they'd follow.



Oh wait, I just think I realized why.  Four letters:  G-O-L-F.   "Gentlemen Only Ladies Forbidden"


HEY! My dad loves my mom! He's gonna bring her out to the course any day now. Any day. Soon. Maybe next week. For sure.

Starter wants to put me with a couple of housewives I got no problem with it. Well, not tomorrow, but next week. For sure.
Love ladies on the golf course. Kids too. Big groups of them.

George1963 wrote:

Starter wants to put me with a couple of housewives I got no problem with it. Well, not tomorrow, but next week. For sure.
Love ladies on the golf course. Kids too. Big groups of them.


Two years ago me and 3 college buddies did our yearly get together at the golf course at Foxwoods (Lake of Isles).  Beautiful course, but $175 per round, which I would never pay, except this one time.  After the round we complained to the pro that there were too many bachelor parties out on the course drinking and whooping it up.  He said, "Sorry about that, no problem, here's a voucher for a free round for all of you."  Free is good. 

Moral of the story: you just have to speak up. 

But we still have yet to get back there to use them. 

George1963 wrote:

HEY! My dad loves my mom! He's gonna bring her out to the course any day now. Any day. Soon. Maybe next week. For sure.


Key question:  Does your mom have her own clubs?


A few years ago I made a HUGE mistake.  I decided to buy myself some shiny new irons.  So I had my old irons cut down to ladies length, and had new grips put on them, and then I gave them to my wife for a "gift". 

That "gesture" went over like a lead balloon.