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by RingoCStarrQB Mon May 05, 2014 6:56 pm

Hey.........just checked Zillow. This house is for sale for $117K asking price. What a view!!

1254 Shadow Lane. http://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1254-Shadow-Ln-Green-Bay-WI-54304/60802676_zpid/

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by JnC4GB Tue May 06, 2014 9:28 am

And 10 days a year you get to supplement your income by turning your lawn into a parking lot!

by duck Tue May 06, 2014 11:32 am

JnC4GB wrote:And 10 days a year you get to supplement your income by turning your lawn into a parking lot!

And ten days a year you are completely locked in, unable to drive in or out. No thanks.

by Guest Tue May 06, 2014 1:27 pm

duck wrote:
JnC4GB wrote:And 10 days a year you get to supplement your income by turning your lawn into a parking lot!

And ten days a year you are completely locked in, unable to drive in or out. No thanks.

Oh, come on Duck... I've been meaning to talk to you about this. I do believe just a wee bit more christian compassion and understanding is in order here. These are cheeseheads. It is their God-given birthright to take over Green Bay Wisconsin and have with her their way at any time a home football game has been scheduled and beyond that, once and awhile if a monster truck jam is scheduled outside of deer hunting season! What kind of asshole are you--didn't you get the fucking memo? I think it's high time for you to find the Lord...move to Green Bay...buy that spiffy little rambler and start to show the world what a quality Duck--that fowl Duck can be... [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

Your first test will be the first preseason game where literally throngs of prongs--like so many army ants of drunk and degenerate underclassed proliferates of loserdom will overtake your little postage stamp of bliss--cutting through your yard in waves--ya know, to save exercise...urinating at will on your grass, sidewalks, driveway and that new petunia garden you just put in--as well as, of course, park along the street so that your driveway is blocked. But WTF, hey? It's your chance to throw on the bike shorts, save some greenhouse gasses and show how turning the other cheek to your common man and taking the two-wheeler over to Kwik Trip to get the old lady that jug of milk is really the way to go! Soon, you'll have a urine burned lawn so dead/brown--that'll you'll start to think it's a good idea to start letting people park on it...and decorate it with ciggy butts and Burger King wrappers and empty pint bottles of yes--paint thinner... Your Monday evenings will be punctuated by hearing things like intoxicated boyfriends asking their GF's to serve up a little road head on their way back to Sheboygan as you hear the piss splatter against the vinyl siding just outside your bedroom window...as well as other knuckledraggers just randomly shouting indiscernible profanity at the tops of their lungs for no apparent reasons other than they're drunk--and they'd like to share that with the world...

Your little piece of bliss, Duck. Think about it. With location no longer being an issue--you can now go to every fucking game and make up for this glaring void left in your Packer fan credentials. Soon--you'll be saying *ya know* and *what cha gonna do* at least the minimum quota of four times every hour as you suck down what's left of last night's party ball with your next door neighbor, Jared--from down at the muffler shop, while oooohing and awwwing over his new Harley tattoo...

$110,000 Duck. Asking price motherfucker... JnC will head on up and burn a couple weekends helping you paint...and after your wife/daughter pack up and hit the road, you'll never be lonely and always have guests with every cocksucker you know wanting for he and four of his buddies to flop for the night in your spare bedroom and on your couch. You'll be da man! Eventually, you'll settle down with some local princess mostly having all her teeth who needs to spray Pam all over her double-wide ass/thighs in order to wrestle those Fleet-farm jeans with all the sequins/sparklies on. But God-damn, you'll start to rationalize to yourself--that woman shore does make a fine batch of po-tata salad. What cha gonna do? Ya know? Laughing

by throttleplate Tue May 06, 2014 8:50 pm

sounds cheap for the area and historical view,did jeffry dahlmer live there?

by RingoCStarrQB Tue May 06, 2014 9:46 pm

If you check the Zillow ad.........the basement features not one, but two Kegerators (or whatever they're called). Just think......Duck could have two Beer Advocate-approved kegs going at once in his basement!! That combined with the Pammed chick HD eluded to.........this could be just a Ducky situation for the ole Duckster. And OH BY THE WAY........I checked Google driving directions and Fuzzy's is only a short 3.3 mile bike ride away. Lombardi Ave to Packerland Dr. to Mason Street............Duck could be up at Fuzzy's every Thursday night doing karaoke singin' "It's a Wonderful World" Satchmo style with his new next door neighbor.

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and...........Duck could get his hair done with Milani's Camel Girl's mommy and Aaron !! Woohoohoohoohoohoohoo. Kuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhn!!

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by JnC4GB Wed May 07, 2014 9:09 am

Only two kegerators?

Fucking amateurs.

by milani Wed May 07, 2014 8:08 pm

throttleplate wrote:sounds cheap for the area and historical view,did jeffry dahlmer live there?

Needs some work on the inside. But with a little fixin' up and a bar in the basement it could one of Ringo's stopovers. Instead of Stadium View it could be Stadium Dump.

by j82053 Wed May 07, 2014 11:40 pm

Oh, come on Duck... I've been meaning to talk to you about this. I do believe just a wee bit more christian compassion and understanding is in order here. These are cheeseheads. It is their God-given birthright to take over Green Bay Wisconsin and have with her their way at any time a home football game has been scheduled and beyond that, once and awhile if a monster truck jam is scheduled outside of deer hunting season! What kind of asshole are you--didn't you get the fucking memo? I think it's high time for you to find the Lord...move to Green Bay...buy that spiffy little rambler and start to show the world what a quality Duck--that fowl Duck can be... [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

Your first test will be the first preseason game where literally throngs of prongs--like so many army ants of drunk and degenerate underclassed proliferates of loserdom will overtake your little postage stamp of bliss--cutting through your yard in waves--ya know, to save exercise...urinating at will on your grass, sidewalks, driveway and that new petunia garden you just put in--as well as, of course, park along the street so that your driveway is blocked. But WTF, hey? It's your chance to throw on the bike shorts, save some greenhouse gasses and show how turning the other cheek to your common man and taking the two-wheeler over to Kwik Trip to get the old lady that jug of milk is really the way to go! Soon, you'll have a urine burned lawn so dead/brown--that'll you'll start to think it's a good idea to start letting people park on it...and decorate it with ciggy butts and Burger King wrappers and empty pint bottles of yes--paint thinner... Your Monday evenings will be punctuated by hearing things like intoxicated boyfriends asking their GF's to serve up a little road head on their way back to Sheboygan as you hear the piss splatter against the vinyl siding just outside your bedroom window...as well as other knuckledraggers just randomly shouting indiscernible profanity at the tops of their lungs for no apparent reasons other than they're drunk--and they'd like to share that with the world...

Your little piece of bliss, Duck. Think about it. With location no longer being an issue--you can now go to every fucking game and make up for this glaring void left in your Packer fan credentials. Soon--you'll be saying *ya know* and *what cha gonna do* at least the minimum quota of four times every hour as you suck down what's left of last night's party ball with your next door neighbor, Jared--from down at the muffler shop, while oooohing and awwwing over his new Harley tattoo...

$110,000 Duck. Asking price motherfucker... JnC will head on up and burn a couple weekends helping you paint...and after your wife/daughter pack up and hit the road, you'll never be lonely and always have guests with every cocksucker you know wanting for he and four of his buddies to flop for the night in your spare bedroom and on your couch. You'll be da man! Eventually, you'll settle down with some local princess mostly having all her teeth who needs to spray Pam all over her double-wide ass/thighs in order to wrestle those Fleet-farm jeans with all the sequins/sparklies on. But God-damn, you'll start to rationalize to yourself--that woman shore does make a fine batch of po-tata salad. What cha gonna do? Ya know? [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

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by duck Thu May 08, 2014 11:46 am

I want to express how touched I am that both HD and Ringo were so thoughtful to consider me in their appraisals of this wonderful Green Bay treasure.

HD especially sold me on it. Such a deal for $110K! Why I could sell my house in Oakland, buy several of these units and still have plenty left over for paint thinner and dental care.

It's great to be a Packer fan, ya know!

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