HURRICANE SANDY >> TASK'S JERSEY SHORE BEACH HOUSE >> PLEASE PRAY FOR TASK !!!

TASK wrote:YO ... THIS IS TASK GIVING A "SHOUT OUT" FROM THE JERSEY SHORE ... (((( FIST PUMPS ))))

TELEGRAM SENT 4:48 PM EST NEW JERSEY SHORE ... STOP



HURRICANE FORCE WINDS AND STORM SURGE HEADED STRAIGHT FOR TASK'S HOUSE ON THE OCEAN IN SEASIDE PARK .... STOP

PLEASE PRAY FOR TASK AND HIS FAMILY ... NOBODY ON THIS BOARD HAS OFFERED TASK ANY SHELTER OR ASSISTANCE ... STOP

TASK IS BUSY CHECKING THIS MESSAGE BOARD LOOKING FOR HELP AS HURRICANE SANDY APPROACHES ... STOP

TASK WIFE YELLING FOR HIM TO BOARD UP WINDOWS AND PULL YACHT FROM WATER ... TASK LOGS ONTO BOARD TO SEEK HELP ... STOP

ONLY MUMMY POSTING ABOUT TOMLIN TODAY ... STOP

TASK WALKS OUT BACK DOOR AND WATCHES WAVES CRASHING CLOSER AND CLOSER TO BACK DOOR ... FULL MOON HIGH TIDE COMING WITH SANDY .. STOP



TASK LOGS ONTO BOARD LOOKING FOR HELP ... ONLY SEES RLON ATTACKING MUMMY SAYING HE WANTS TO EAT MUMMY , EAT MUMMY THRU A TUBE ... STOP



TASK WORRIED ..WHERE IS TODD ... ACCEPTED TODDS FRIEND REQUEST ... HOPEFUL THAT TODD OFFERS PRAYERS AND ASSISTANCE .... STOP



TASK DRUNK AND SITTING LOOKING OUT WINDOW AT OCEAN... DRUNK LIKE CAPTAIN OF TITANIC ... SMOKING WEED ... PLAYING LOUD MUSIC ... STOP



TASK WIFE AND FAMILY WENT INLAND...LEFT TASK HOME ALONE ... TASK NOW DRUNK AND NAKED STANDING ON BEACH SHAKING FIST BLAMING TOMLIN !!!



MORE UPDATES TO FOLLOW... STOP



MOMENT BY MOMENT UPDATES POSTED LIVE TO PROFOOTBALLWORLD MESSAGE BOARD ... EXCLUSIVE SANDY UPDATES FROM GROUND ZERO



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RLON39 wrote:How about just...STOP

Toddseahawks wrote:Ill take this kind of post any day...compared to mummys meltdowns.

Toddseahawks wrote:Ill take this kind of post any day...compared to mummys meltdowns.

RLON39 wrote:How about just...STOP

Toddseahawks wrote:Ill take this kind of post any day...compared to mummys meltdowns.

TASK wrote:

Toddseahawks wrote:Ill take this kind of post any day...compared to mummys meltdowns.

TODD ... YOU HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR ... THATS WHY YOU AND I GET ALONG SO WELL !!!

THE OTHERS WHO RESPONDED ON THIS THREAD WITH THEIR HATRED SHOW HOW DUMB THEY REALLY ARE ... THEY JUST DON'T HAVE THE SMARTS OR BRAINS TO KNOW HOW TO HAVE FUN ON THIS BOARD ... THE SAME FEW ALWAYS RESORT TO PERSONAL ATTACKS .. AND THEN CRY LATER WHEN THE BOARD BLOWS UP.

Task writes:
SEASIDE PARK IS ONE OF THE PRIME REAL ESTATE BEACHFRONT LOICATIONS IN THE WORLD .... YOU JEALOUS LITTLE BITCH.


WELL AT LEAST TASK AND TODD KNOW HOW TO GET ALONG AND HAVE FUN TOGETHER WITHOUT THE LAME PERSONAL ATTACKS ... RIGHT MR. ADMIN. ?

Admin wrote:

RLON39 wrote:How about just...STOP

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