Wanna hear the most kick-ass joke EVER?

CatalinaMinx wrote:When the Giants lose that game they'll be 0-8.  

I wouldn't be so quick to assume that...  You  haven't smelled the breeze around here when the winds blow east from Eden Prairie...   

_HD_ wrote:

CatalinaMinx wrote:When the Giants lose that game they'll be 0-8.  

I wouldn't be so quick to assume that...  You  haven't smelled the breeze around here when the winds blow east from Eden Prairie...   

_HD_ wrote:Vikings -vs- Giants on MNF    

To watch it--you'd have to be the following:

Vikings fans = masochistic
Giants fans = masochistic
Everyone else = sadistic

It's...it's...so THOR...    

MrEd4748 wrote:

_HD_ wrote:Vikings -vs- Giants on MNF    

To watch it--you'd have to be the following:

Vikings fans = masochistic
Giants fans = masochistic
Everyone else = sadistic

It's...it's...so THOR...    

It will be like a Jack Nicholson, Diane Keaton movie:  Something's gotta give...lol.  After yesterday's loss to Carolina, I've decided to watch the baseball playoffs and maybe go back to football after the World Series is done.

Listen Ed...  You sound like you need a little redirect.  It's apple season!!  Horses like apples, right?  Shit--I just fed a couple of nice, juicy, sweet honey crisp's right off the tree to a couple of your buddies pulling us on the hayride through the orchard last weekend--and they seemed to really enjoy it.  I think that could be just the ticket for you to put a little giddy-up in your get-up-and-go, eh ol' bud?   

_HD_ wrote:

MrEd4748 wrote:

_HD_ wrote:Vikings -vs- Giants on MNF    

To watch it--you'd have to be the following:

Vikings fans = masochistic
Giants fans = masochistic
Everyone else = sadistic

It's...it's...so THOR...    

It will be like a Jack Nicholson, Diane Keaton movie:  Something's gotta give...lol.  After yesterday's loss to Carolina, I've decided to watch the baseball playoffs and maybe go back to football after the World Series is done.

Listen Ed...  You sound like you need a little redirect.  It's apple season!!  Horses like apples, right?  Shit--I just fed a couple of nice, juicy, sweet honey crisp's right off the tree to a couple of your buddies pulling us on the hayride through the orchard last weekend--and they seemed to really enjoy it.  I think that could be just the ticket for you to put a little giddy-up in your get-up-and-go, eh ol' bud?      [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.]  Well, fuck yeah!  That's more like it!! 

_HD_ wrote:Vikings -vs- Giants on MNF    

To watch it--you'd have to be the following:

Vikings fans = masochistic
Giants fans = masochistic
Everyone else = sadistic

It's...it's...so THOR...    

So.Not.The.Most.Kickass.Joke.Ever!!   

However with that said, sometimes a little pain lets one know they are truly alive! 

ILvLamp wrote:Gentlemen, start your engines!
:::fap, fap, fap:::
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CatalinaMinx wrote:When the Giants lose that game they'll be 0-8.  

Numb1Fan wrote:

CatalinaMinx wrote:When the Giants lose that game they'll be 0-8.  

That would be a hard record to get after playing only 7 games.

CatalinaMinx wrote:

Numb1Fan wrote:

CatalinaMinx wrote:When the Giants lose that game they'll be 0-8.  

That would be a hard record to get after playing only 7 games.

Oops. Thanks!

milani wrote:

CatalinaMinx wrote:

Numb1Fan wrote:

CatalinaMinx wrote:When the Giants lose that game they'll be 0-8.  

That would be a hard record to get after playing only 7 games.

Oops. Thanks!

Losing to the purple would make it feel like 0-8.
It's the thought that counts.

It's not gonna be pretty around here if the queens lose to the Giants...but on the bright side, tickets on the secondary market are dropping like a rock... 

RingoCStarrQB wrote:I am rooting for the Giants for 4 reasons..........and 2 of those reasons are female related, and one of those two is for our lovely Sheila !!!

Speaking of secondary market HD (no, not that market ).......just for the helluvit I checked earlier today and one can actually purchase a Vikings-Ravens ticket for the game here in Baltimore in December at face value.  Might be another good reason to hit Pickles again for an Italian Sausage and a Harpoon IPA.    GO PACKERs

I'm not sure what the the new *premium* nosebleeds with cupholders or any of the other upper level seats are going for at Lambeau for the queen's game...but seats along the sidelines in the lower bowl are running about $185-$300/each right now.  I think I paid about twice face ($160/each) for decent seats behind the queen's bench on about the 40--which is a deal.  A shitload of queens fans head East every year regardless of how shitty the team is doing and prop up the market in making their pilgrimmage to a real football stadium, housing a successful team and get a taste of the real deal while gathering enough maso abuse to make it until the following year...

_HD_ wrote:

RingoCStarrQB wrote:I am rooting for the Giants for 4 reasons..........and 2 of those reasons are female related, and one of those two is for our lovely Sheila !!!

Speaking of secondary market HD (no, not that market <gggggggggg>).......just for the helluvit I checked earlier today and one can actually purchase a Vikings-Ravens ticket for the game here in Baltimore in December at face value.  Might be another good reason to hit Pickles again for an Italian Sausage and a Harpoon IPA.    GO PACKERs

I'm not sure what the the new *premium* nosebleeds with cupholders or any of the other upper level seats are going for at Lambeau for the queen's game...but seats along the sidelines in the lower bowl are running about $185-$300/each right now.  I think I paid about twice face ($160/each) for decent seats behind the queen's bench on about the 40--which is a deal.  A shitload of queens fans head East every year regardless of how shitty the team is doing and prop up the market in making their pilgrimmage to a real football stadium, housing a successful team and get a taste of the real deal while gathering enough maso abuse to make it until the following year...

RingoCStarrQB wrote:I am rooting for the Giants for 4 reasons..........and 2 of those reasons are female related, and one of those two is for our lovely Sheila !!!

Speaking of secondary market HD (no, not that market <gggggggggg>).......just for the helluvit I checked earlier today and one can actually purchase a Vikings-Ravens ticket for the game here in Baltimore in December at face value.  Might be another good reason to hit Pickles again for an Italian Sausage and a Harpoon IPA.    GO PACKERs

Aw, thanks Ringo.  That made me smile.  

Here's hoping they'll pull it off!